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Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke


A friend of mine at the American Enterprise Institute says there are two parties: the silly party and the stupid party. I'm too old for the silly party, so I had to join the stupid party.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It's not pretty. But it's striking, I'll give it that. It's not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level rises

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




Arguing, in the sense of attempting to convince others, has gone out of fashion with conservatives.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one presidential candidate from the stink of another.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke




If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

2016-01-06

P. J. O'Rourke